Are you tired of people asking you why you haven't started that diet yet? Do you wish there was a way to deflect their nagging and just stick to your current eating habits?
Look no further! Our comprehensive guide, Your Mom Says So, will walk you through the art of making excuses for your own body weight.
Or, if you're feeling particularly creative, check out Justifying the Unjustifiable, where we delve into the finer points of rationalizing even the most outlandish excuses.
Favorite Excuse Generator 1.0: 1. I'm on a special diet. 2. I'm allergic to vegetables. 3. I'm waiting for the perfect body weight. 4. My metabolism is slow. 5. I just ate a whole pizza by myself.
And don't forget to check out our sister site, Your Own Body Weight Support Group, where you can connect with others who understand the struggle of making excuses for your own body weight.
Disclaimer: The authors of this website do not endorse or promote unhealthy eating habits. Or do they?