The Glazed Look: Because who needs to look away?

Welcome to the Glazed Look, where you'll be stuck in an eternal trance. Try these exercises to perfect your stare.

• 1. Forever Scan the Room
• 2. Spot the Squirrel (or any small, fast-moving thing)
• 3. Ignore Your Reflections (because, honestly, it's just the same face)

Disclaimer: The Glazed Look exercises are not recommended for those with actual eye problems, or anyone who needs to function in society.