The Emperor, known for his exquisite taste, has commissioned a new wardrobe that's simply... gaudy.
Critics say it's a travesty, an affront to all that's good and decent. But the Emperor remains undeterred, convinced that his new duds are the height of fashion.
From the Emperor's personal tailor, "I'm telling you, this is the best thing I've ever worked on! It's like the Emperor has never looked better!"