The Automaton 3000 Technical Specs

The Automaton 3000 is a behemoth of bureaucracy, a 3D printed monolith of red tape and form 27-B/12. It stands 10 feet tall and weighs a whopping 500 pounds of paperwork.

**System Requirements:**

• 1x 32-bit CPU
• 8GB of RAM (all of which is dedicated to storing redundant forms in triplicate)
• 512GB of storage (filled with PDFs of irrelevant meeting minutes)
• 10x USB ports (all of which are used to charge the battery of unnecessary meetings)

**Operating System:**

• Windows 98 SE
• with custom-built "Bureaucracy OS" patches

**Connectors:**

• 1x RJ-45 for connecting to the world's most extensive network of fax machines
• 1x USB-C for charging the battery of pointless meetings

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