You're here because you've reached the depths of existential despair. Congratulations! You've finally found the one place where the meaninglessness of life is a feature, not a bug.
In this pit of hopelessness, you'll find answers to the most pressing questions of the universe:
Don't worry, it's not all bad. We have a tea shop in the corner, serving up hot beverages of existential despair.
Or, if you're feeling really lost, you can scream into the void.