Are you feeling lost in the abyss of existence? Do you find yourself questioning the meaninglessness of life? Look no further! Our team of highly trained Absurdist Avoidance Specialists are here to help.
Our experts will guide you through the winding path of absurdity, helping you to find the most efficient route to the edge of the cliff. We'll teach you how to laugh at the futility of human existence, and how to find joy in the midst of chaos.
But be warned: our methods are unorthodox, our humor is dry, and our coffee is always lukewarm. Proceed with caution (or abandon all hope, we won't judge).
Consultations: We'll sit with you in a sterile, white room and stare at each other in silence, waiting for the universe to reveal its secrets.
Counseling: Our team will guide you through a series of absurd, unrelated tasks, helping you to find meaning in the meaningless.
Absurdist Training: Learn how to find humor in the void, and how to laugh at the inevitability of existence.
Recreational Activities: Join us for a game of "Spot the Meaning" and win a prize!
Or, you know, just call us and we'll send a strongly-worded letter telling you that you're doing it wrong.
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