Find comfort in the crushing bleakness of existence with a pint of our finest ale. Join our Beer Prophets for a night of absurdist revelry and existential dread.
Or, if you're feeling particularly nihilistic, try our Philosophical Fight Club, where we engage in spirited debates over the meaninglessness of life, and occasionally, the futility of our efforts.
If all else fails, join our Meaninglessness Support Group, where we'll commiserate about the crushing ennui that is modern life, and drown our sorrows in a sea of cheap lager.
- Our beer is brewed locally, using the finest existential dread in every batch.
- Our prophets are trained in the art of absurdist despair.
- Our fight club is moderated by a panel of esteemed philosophers, who will not rest until they have vanquished you in a debate.
Don't forget to tip your bartender, or the universe will tip you.