Krutchian Philosophy: The Art of Existential Crises
Welcome to our esteemed organization, where the meaninglessness of life is taken very seriously. Our expert team of Krutchians will guide you through the darkest corners of your soul and back out into the bright, yet equally meaningless, light of day.
What We Offer:
- Existential Crisis Support Groups: Share your deepest fears and anxieties with our expert facilitators, who are trained to listen, nod, and occasionally, offer a well-timed existential crisis of their own.
- Meaning-Making Workshops: Our workshops will help you create your own personal meaning, or at least, learn to tolerate the crushing ennui of a meaningless existence.
- Philosophical Debates: Engage in heated discussions with fellow Krutchians on the finer points of absurdity, the meaninglessness of existence, and the importance of a good nap.
Our Expert Team:
Meet our Lead Krutchian, Dr. Reginald P. Wobblebottom:
Dr. Wobblebottom is a renowned expert in the field of existential crises. He has a Ph.D. in Nihilism and has spent years studying the art of finding meaning in a meaningless world.