Meet Our Therapists
We have a team of highly trained, slightly-uncomfortable therapists who will try to help you figure out what it all means.
Meet Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, expert in the field of "I don't know, maybe it's just a simulation?"
Learn more about Dr. BottomsworthOur Services
We offer a range of services to help you navigate the crushing ennui of existence.
- Existential crisis coaching
- The meaning of life workshops
- Philosophical group therapy
- Free hugging (just go ahead and hug a tree or something)