COFFEE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR EXISTENTIAL ANSWERS

but it might be a good starting point

You are currently experiencing an existential crisis. A crisis so severe that even the thought of a Venti Iced Mocha with Extra Shot of Espresso is the only thing keeping you from questioning the meaning of life.

But wait, there's more! Our experts (okay, our barista) are here to help you navigate the depths of your own mind. Browse our menu below for more ways to distract yourself from the abyss of nothingness:

• AVOIDING THE ABYSS - a guide to ordering coffee while still holding on to your sanity
• PHILOSOPHICAL FUELED CAFFEINE - our take on the intersection of coffee and the meaning of life
• FOR THE SAKE OF AVOIDING A CRASH (SUBPAGE 3) - the thrilling conclusion to your crisis