æk Welcome to Schrödinger's Logic, where the cat is always simultaneously in and out of the box.
You are a cat.
According to quantum mechanics, particles can be in multiple places at once. It's like you're trying to order a sandwich while simultaneously eating it.
But wait, you're not a sandwich. You're a human. Or are you? Maybe you're a cat.
Maybe you're just a sandwich with a face.
In Schrödinger's Logic, every choice you make is simultaneously a good choice and a bad choice.
You're reading this page because you wanted to understand the meaninglessness of existence, but now you're stuck here.
Do you click on Quantum Murphy's Law to learn more about the absurdity of causality?
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