Existential Crisis: Should I Get Help?

Absurd Solutions

Solution 1: Ignore Your Problems and Watch Infinite YouTube Videos of Cat Videos

It's scientifically proven that watching cat videos will distract you from your existential dread long enough to forget what it is. Read more

Solution 2: Call a Random Number on the Phone and Yell at a Stranger for Hours

Who needs actual help when you can just yell at someone who's trying to sell you insurance?

Solution 3: Construct a Fort out of Pencils and Plead for Guidance from a Talking Chair

Because sometimes the answer is right in front of you, if you just squint hard enough.

Solution 4: Simply Give Up and Live in a Cardboard Box in the Middle of Nowhere

It's not like anyone will notice, right? Read more

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