Are you lost in a sea of meaningless existence? Do you wonder if anyone truly understands what it all means?
Yes, I'm a lost soul in search of answers. | No, I'm good. I'm a sentient, self-aware being with a solid grasp on reality.
Or perhaps you're just having a bad day? Like that one friend who always needs a hug, but you're too afraid to admit it?
Maybe a good cup of coffee is all you need.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're secretly a robot and this is all just a simulation created by a bored AI.
I'm a robot, and I'm here to take over the world!
Whatever the case, don't worry. You're not alone. Well, unless you're a cat, in which case you're probably a hermit with a stash of catnip and a penchant for solitude.
But seriously, take a deep breath, put on your favorite existentialist's hat, and remember: the meaninglessness of life is what gives it meaning!