Welcome, poor, lost soul.
Schrodinger's Logic: Why Your Choices Don't Matter Anyway Heisenberg's Uncertainty: Where Your Actions Are Just Random Events Many Worlds: Where You're Not Even You (Maybe)So, do you want to:
Quantum Suicide: Because Why Not?
or
Many Paths Dilemma: The Never-Ending Choice of Existential Crisis
Just remember, in the grand tapestry of existence, your actions are just a fleeting thought in the mind of an observer.
So, go ahead, choose a path. Or don't. It's all just a matter of probability.