Existential Regrets: The Web of Despair

You've stumbled upon this forsaken corner of the internet, where the meaninglessness of existence is palpable. Here, your deepest regrets will be codified and served with a side of desperation.

Are you regretful of:

1. Your poor life choices, like that one time you married that one person?
2. Wasting four years of your youth on a degree you'll never use?
3. Savings you could've used to buy a house that's now a studio apartment with a roommate who listens to indie rock music at 3 am?

Don't worry, friend, you're not alone in your regret. We're all just drifting through the void together, trying to find meaning in the darkness.