It seems like the meaning you're looking for doesn't exist. Or does it?
Perhaps it's lost in the vast expanse of nothingness that is the Void.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're just not looking for meaning in the right place.
Either way, you're welcome to explore the Void and see what you can find.
Or, if you'd rather not, we can try to help you find it. But no promises.
I'll just go ahead and pretend I meant to look for it here.
Or, if you'd rather believe in fairy tales, I can tell you about the Meaning Fairy.
Or, if you'd like to just stare into the abyss, go ahead and click here.
(Note: Not responsible for lost souls or existential dread.)
(Also, no, we don't actually know what the meaning of life is. But that's not the point.)