Are you tired of living your life in existential dread? Do you find yourself constantly questioning the meaninglessness of it all? Look no further than the Existential Crisis of the Month Club!
As a member, you will receive:
- A complimentary existential therapist who will listen to your every neurosis for a minimum of 10 minutes per week.
- A personalized "Crisis-of-the-Month" newsletter, delivered directly to your inbox.
- A 10% discount on all philosophy books at our partner bookstore, "The Meaningless Pages".
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