Nothingness is the new black. Like, actually black.
Or should we say, the new black hole? Because that's just a more interesting thought experiment.
Absurdism: because, like, what's the point of anything, anyway?
Nihilism: where the only constant is disappointment.
Sartrean Screw-ups: because you're stuck with the choices you make.
Kierkegaard's Kitchen Sink: where the only thing that matters is the coffee.
Or, you know, just go back to bed.
Because honestly, it's all just a bunch of nonsense, anyway.