Exit Strategies: Because Your Life's a Series of Unavoidable Disasters

Are you tired of getting stuck in the same old routine? Do you feel like you're just going through the motions? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to exit strategies!

Option 1: Fake Your Own Death

When all else fails, just pretend you're already dead. It's a classic move, and it's surprisingly effective. Learn more

ประก Option 2: Escape to a Deserted Island

Who needs personal growth when you can have a palm tree and a hammock prophets? Find out how to ditch your responsibilities and live life as a hermit. More info

Option 3: Get Lost in the Woods

When the going gets tough, the tough get lost. Literally. Learn how to find your way to freedom, or just wander aimlessly for a while. Read more

Option 4: Pretend to be a Time Traveler

_goals_ are overrated. Time travel, on the other hand, is the real key to freedom. Discover how to escape the present by fleeing into the past or future. Learn more