Strategies for Pretending it Never Happened

You know, sometimes the best course of action is toประก Strategy 1: Deny Everything, Strategy 2: Change the Subject, Strategy 3: Blame the Dog

Advanced Techniques for the Truly Desperate

When all else fails, try:

• Strategy 4: Pretend to be a Time Traveler
• Strategy 5: Claim it was a Social Experiment
• Strategy 6: Declare Yourself Amnesiac