Pretending It Never Happened: The Ultimate Guide

Strategy One: The Classic Denial

When in a situation where you've clearly done something wrong, but want to avoid any repercussions, the classic denial is the way to go.

1. Act completely normal and pretend you didn't do anything.
2. When confronted with evidence, feign innocence and claim you were just, uh, "researching" the situation.
3. Repeat this process until the other person gets tired of arguing and gives up.

This strategy has a 98% success rate in avoiding consequences.

Read on to learn about Strategy Two: The Distraction

Or, if you're feeling extra confident, try Strategy Three: The Blame Game