The 7-Not-Decision Maker 2000

Are you tired of making decisions?

This revolutionary device helps you avoid making any decisions at all!

You input a question, and we output 7 possible options that will lead to more questions.

Current Question: Do I eat the sandwich or not?

Option 1: Eat the sandwich, but only if it's made with artisanal bread.

Option 2: Do not eat the sandwich. Maybe have a salad instead.

Option 3: Call the sandwich a "wrap" to avoid the decision altogether.

Option 4: Have someone else bring the sandwich, so it's not your decision to make.

Option 5: Only eat the filling, not the bread. Is that still a sandwich?

Option 6: Set the sandwich on fire and dance around it.

Option 7: Build a time machine and go back to before you even thought about eating the sandwich.