Paralyzed in Perpetuity: Experiment 3

We're trying something new here. Like, really new. Let's go to the next level.

Our researchers are still trying to figure out why we're stuck in this loop, but it seems like we've got a few theories:

Theory 1: Time Dilation

It's possible that time has just... slowed down. For you, for us, for everyone. Like, who needs a functioning clock when you've got the infinite possibilities of the universe to explore?

But wait, what's that noise?