Day 2 of 7: The Struggle is Real
Yesterday, I woke up feeling like a human version of a hamster running on a wheel. Today, I'm pretty sure I'm just a hamster in a onesie.
After a 10am meeting that lasted until 3pm, I've decided to take matters into my own hands. Time to break free from this existential crisis and take control.
First item on the agenda: eat a whole pizza by myself. No judgments, no apologies, just me and a delicious, cheesy, saucy masterpiece.
Tomorrow's Plan: Conquer the world, or at least, my couch.