Step 1: Ignore Your Gut

Start by completely dismissing any instinctive or intuitive feelings you may have. Your gut is a liar.

Step 2: Overanalyze the Situation

Analyze the situation from every possible angle, including angles that make no sense whatsoever.

Build an exhaustive spreadsheet to model every possible outcome, including ones that are completely irrelevant.

Consult with an expert who has no relevant qualifications or experience, but will give you a convincing answer.

Build a flowchart to illustrate every possible decision tree, no matter how convoluted or unnecessary it may be.

Wait for the perfect moment, which will never actually arrive, to make your decision.

Make a completely arbitrary decision, as if you were choosing a lottery ticket.