Phase 1: Paralyze Me
We're trying to break the internet, one neural connection at a time. In this phase, we're testing the limits of your browser's ability to render a page with an absurd amount of unnecessary data.
Our team of highly trained (read: highly caffeinated) scientists have crafted a carefully curated selection of:
- Over 500 lines of code
- More than 100 images of cats wearing tiny hats
- A comprehensive guide to the art of procrastination
But wait, there's more!
Phase 2: Paralyze Me More Phase 3: Paralyze Me Now, For Real Phase 4: Paralyze Me, You'll See