ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Quantum Socks in Superposition

A huge thank you to our team of esteemed Sock-Based Quantum Physicists, who have worked tirelessly to bring you this groundbreaking research.

Dr. Reginald P. Bottoms

Lead researcher and founder of Sock-Based Quantum Physics. Without him, this field would still be stuck in the dark ages of...well, not as far as we've come today.

Sock-Slinger

Our team's go-to Sock-Slinger for when things get really messy. We're not kidding, this Sock-Slinger can get even the most stubborn Socks into a state of Superposition.

Research Sponsors

We couldn't have done it without the generous support of: Sock-O-Matic (our primary Sock-Supplying partner)

Quantum Computing Inc. (providing the world's first Quantum Computer that's not just a fancy toaster)