Chapter 1: The Limits of Certainty

Expert 2, the esteemed expert of experts, here to tell you that sometimes, you just have to take things on faith. Like, have you ever stopped to think about how many socks go missing in the wash? It's a mystery, folks.

Learn more about the sociology of socks.

Chapter 2: The Sock Conspiracy

Don't even get us started on the sock mafia. They're everywhere, watching you, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It's like they have a sixth sense for when you're about to put on that one lone, mismatched sneaker.

Read about the Sock Patriot Act and how it affects you.