Expert 2: Teleological Determinism

Forecasting the Future: Because Who Needs Free Will?

We're Expert 2, the Teleological Determinists. Our motto: "The ends justify the means, and also the means, and also the ends."

In our world, everything is predetermined, including your breakfast cereal choice. Don't bother trying to resist the inevitable.

Our experts are here to guide you through the predetermined paths of life. Need help navigating the inevitability of it all? Click below:

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Don't worry, we're not just determinists, we're experts in making it sound appealing. After all, someone has to tell you that you'll never be happy with your life choices.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid philosophers will guide you through the crushing certainty of existence:

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