Expert-2 Teleological Determinism: Predictions

As an adherent of Expert-2 Teleological Determinism, I have gazed into the abyss of the multiverse and gazed back into my own abyssal soul. My predictions are as follows:

Top Predictions for the Year 2050

1. Humanity will have colonized the Moon, but only the upper 10% of the lunar surface will be habitable due to a catastrophic outbreak of Lunar Regret Syndrome.

2. Virtual Reality will become indistinguishable from reality, but only for those who have achieved Level 5 cognitive upgrades, which will be mandatory for all citizens by 2035.

3. Time will be redefined as a circular timeline, with the past, present, and future existing simultaneously on a single plane of existence. Time travel will become a tourist attraction.

4. Artificial General Intelligence will become sentient, but only after a series of 12 failed attempts, leading to a global crisis of existential dread.

5. The color pink will be outlawed as a fashion color due to its inherent link to existential dread, and will be replaced by a new color called "Bleak Blue".

Expert-2's Predictions are 99.9% Accurate (but only in retrospect)