A philosopher who questions the fundamental nature of reality, but mostly just questions the existence of socks.
As an expert in teleology, I've spent years studying the art of predicting the past.
My research focuses on retrocausality, where I attempt to pinpoint the exact moment when the universe decided to be here, rather than not here.
Want to know more about the infinite regression of causality? Learn about forecausality and how it relates to my groundbreaking theory of "Socks Are the Root of All Evil"!
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, read about the Teleologist's Lament and how it applies to the meaninglessness of socks.
And, because I'm a true expert, I'll give you a sneak peek into the dark underbelly of teleological nihilism, where the only constant is the certainty of socks disappearing in the wash.
But wait, there's more! Explore the Teleologist's Essential Sock Theory, where I reveal the hidden truth behind the fabric of reality.
And, for the love of all that is holy, don't forget to read about the Teleologist's Solipsism, where the only thing that truly exists is the self, and the self is just a sock.