Quantum Pizza Simulator

Welcome, pizza enthusiast!

You're on a mission to create the most epic, most unpredictable pizza in the multiverse.

Simulation Status:

Crust: 100% complete

Sauce: Quantum fluctuations detected

Cheese: 75% chance of being melted

Toppings: 3+ random options available

Probability of collapse: 1 in 100,000,000

Distort Reality

Topping Selection:

Anchovies from another dimension

Quantum calamari

Quantum krill

Quantum Probability:

Probability of pizza collapse: 1 in 100,000,000

Simulation variables:

Uncertainty Principle Constant

Superposition Sauce Amount

Simulate Pizza