Expert Level Procrastination Techniques

Step 3: Cat Napping Techniques

At this level, you're getting serious about avoiding productivity. You're willing to sacrifice a little sleep and a lot of sanity for the sake of cat napping. This is where the real pros get to work.

Here are some expert-level cat napping techniques to help you achieve true mastery:

• Find a sunbeam and claim it as your own.
• Develop a strong sense of entitlement and demand snacks be brought to you.
• Curl up in a tight ball and purr at the sound of your own voice.