Welcome, young squasher! Today, you'll learn the fundamentals of squashing your opponents in style.
Squashing is not just about smashing things, it's about finesse. You must know when to squelch, and when to squash.
Remember, a good squasher is a patient squasher. Practice makes perfect, so don't get discouraged if you don't crush your first opponent.
Next lesson: Squashing 201: Advanced Techniques