Expert Squashing Conference
Tools of the Trade
Brutalist Broom
A broom with a twist! This one has a built-in attitude problem and will only sweep away your problems, not your floor.
Overly Important Paper Shredder
A shredder for the truly crucial documents that require extra security measures... or just a good laugh.
Robotic Squashing Arm
A robot designed to squish your enemies (or at least your pesky paperwork) with finesse and style.
Under the Table
A clever way to get out of meetings, or just a great place to hide from the in-laws.