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Sam, the Expert, has an answer to your every question. But be warned: his answers are often wrong, and occasionally involve cats.

Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

A: It's a cat in a spaceship. Trust me, I've seen it.

Q: How do I make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich?

A: Burn it.

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