Bob Sockpuppetteller

Welcome to the esteemed office of Bob Sockpuppetteller, expert in all matters of the Sock Puppet Arts. My specialties include but are not limited to:

• Authenticating rare, antique, or possibly-not-so-rare socks.
• Debunking sock-based conspiracy theories.
• Counseling Sock Puppets on matters of the heart and existential crisis.

Some notable works:

• "The Socks of Destiny: An Exploration of Sock Puppetry"
• "The Socks of War: A Study of Sock-Based Conflict Resolution"