Dr. Stringy McStringface

Expert in String Theory and Sock Puppetry

Dr. Stringy McStringface has been helping clients unravel the mysteries of their sock drawers since 2001.

His unorthodox methods have helped many a person find their missing socks, but not always their missing keys or sanity.

Learn more about Dr. McStringface's Sock Puppet Recovery Program.
Sock Puppet 911: Emergency Sock Support Line Join a Sock Puppet Support Group Read Dr. McStringface's Research on Sock Puppetry