Welcome, traveler, to the Apsidal Abyss, a mountain range so confounding, it's been known to confuse even the most seasoned geologists. This unforgiving expanse of rock and dust stretches across 4,567 miles, defying all logic and sense.
As you venture deeper into the Abyss, you'll encounter the infamous Sand Sculpture of Uncertainty, where the laws of gravity are mere suggestions. Further still, you'll stumble upon the Mist-Shrouded Plateau of Mystery, where the very ground beneath your feet is a constantly shifting enigma.