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Our research team has identified a clear correlation between excessive caffeine consumption and explosive behavior. A study of 1000 participants showed that 87.5% of those who consumed 5 or more cups of coffee in a 24-hour period experienced explosive tendencies.
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Meet Jane, a 32-year-old marketing executive who consumed 10 cups of coffee in a single day and subsequently set off the fire alarm during a meeting.
Meet Bob, a 45-year-old accountant who drank 8 cups of coffee and accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a presentation.
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Dr. Thompson, a leading expert in explosive behavior, states: "Our research suggests that explosive behavior is a clear indicator of an underlying issue with one's coffee-to-creativity ratio."
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Our team's analysis of the data suggests a clear correlation between explosive behavior and the number of hours spent browsing Reddit.
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Based on our research, we recommend that individuals experiencing explosive tendencies should reduce their coffee consumption to less than 3 cups per day and avoid browsing Reddit for more than 2 hours.
Proceed to Section 4: The Aftermath