This is Phase 2 of our highly-anticipated Explosion Plan, where we're going full-throttle on CHANCE!
Return to Phase 1 | Proceed to Section 2 |Our expert team of highly trained professionals (i.e., our interns) has been working tirelessly to ensure this phase is an unmitigated DISASTER
Click here to read our Phase 3 Report |Stay tuned for more explosive updates from our EXTREMELY EXPERT team of... well, not exactly experts.
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