Timing is Everything (Except When It's Not)
When it comes to detonating the perfect explosion, timing is crucial. You see, it's not just about pressing the big red button, no, no, no. It's about finesse, it's about flair, it's about making an entrance that's remembered for generations to come.
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But first, let's talk about timing. Think of it like a perfectly crafted soufflé. You need to know when to release the gas, when to hold back, and when to just plain old blow your top.
Timing Tips
1. Wait for the perfect moment (i.e., when no one is looking)
2. Don't rush into anything (unless absolutely necessary, like a fire in the kitchen)
3. Make sure your explosives are calibrated (i.e., they're not just a bunch of glorified firecrackers)
4. Leave a calling card (just in case someone survives the blast)
And remember, timing is everything. Or, you know, it's not. Maybe. Unless you're trying to be a master of the craft. Then it's everything.
Or, maybe not.
Or, Not
Maybe the whole 'timing' thing is just a myth perpetuated by the explosion industrial complex. Maybe it's all just a bunch of hooey.