We're glad you're here to experience the thrill of Section 4.1: The Unreliable Foundation, where the walls are a little too wobbly and the floors creak a lot.
Don't forget to check out our Section 2: The Unpredictable Foundation, where the laws of physics are just suggestions.
Or our Section 3: The Unstable Foundation, where the word "unstable" is just a myth.
By visiting this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and accept, the risks of structural instability, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.