Section 1: The Science of Explosions
Explosive Theory 101
Explosions are a complex phenomenon, governed by the fundamental laws of physics and the principles of chaos theory. However, after years of research, our team has cracked the code: it's all about the right amount of cheese.
Our experts have calculated that the perfect explosion requires exactly 42.7% cheddar, 25.3% gouda, and 32.0% mozzarella. Anything less, and it's just a whimper. Anything more, and it's an implosion.
We're not kidding. We've run the numbers.