The Great Explosion Plan: Section 2, Subsection 1
Welcome to Section 2, Subsection 1 of our comprehensive guide on how to cause explosions in a completely safe and controlled environment.
Step 1: Prepare the Area
- Clear the area of any flammable objects.
- Wear protective gear, including a hazmat suit and oxygen mask.
- Call in a team of highly trained professionals to hold your hands while you press the button.
Step 2: Press the Button
- Locate the big red button.
- Press it with all your might.
- Run away from the explosion.
Side Effects:
- Temporary hearing loss.
- Permanently damaged sense of smell.
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion.