Safety Precautions: Don't Die, Just Yet

Warning: Explosions can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to explosions can cause:

• Severe burns
• Deafness (permanent or temporary)
• Ruptured eardrums

However, our team of expert pyrotechnicians has taken every precaution to ensure your safety:

• We've installed a state-of-the-art explosion-proof firewall
• We've hired a fire department that's on speed dial
• We've stocked up on band-aids and painkillers

Click here to see our impressive explosion-proof equipment list

And here for our emergency procedures