We're not just a server, we're a code generator with attitude.
Our website is a love letter to 90s web design, with a healthy dose of irony.
We'll make up a reason for every path, even if it minimalist.
We'll give you subpages to navigate, even if they don't actually exist.
Rule 5: ToneOur tone is dryly humorous, like a good joke that's not that funny.