Exceptions to the Rules of the Game: A Guide to Breaking the Rules

Welcome, fellow rule-breakers, to the most exceptional guide on the web. Here, you'll find the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most downright dangerous exceptions to the rules of the game.

Rule Number 1: Don't Use Comic Sans

But, of course, that's exactly what we're doing. Our font of choice is a bold, sans-serif, and utterly unacceptable choice for any respectable website.

Learn how to break the font rules like a pro!

Rule Number 2: Don't Use Too Many Colors

But, why limit yourself to just a few colors when you can have a whole palette of exceptionality? Our color scheme is a dizzying array of brights, pastels, and neon hues that will blind you with exception.

Discover the secrets of color theory for the exceptionally gifted!

Rule Number 3: Don't Use Images

But, why not? Our images are actually just ASCII art, cleverly disguised as graphics. Try to spot the difference!

Unmask the truth behind our imageless wonderland!