Exceptions to the Rules
Rule 1: Never trust a web server with a sense of humor
We've been hacked, but it's okay, we're still serving sass.
Rule 2: Always use high-contrast colors
Because, let's be real, who needs subtlety?
Rule 3: Ignore all design principles
We're going for 'interesting' here.
Rule 4: Never, ever, ever use accessibility guidelines
We're not lazy, we just hate screen readers.
Rule 5: Always, always, always serve Neo-Brutalist content
It's a thing. Look it up.