Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Cheese. It's the answer to all life's questions.

Q: What kind of cheese is best?

• Cheddar: The king of cheeses
• Brie: The soft-spoken one
• Parmesan: The sharp one

Q: Can I get some cheese recommendations?

• For the adventurous
• For the timid
• For the connoisseurs